Mommy to Liam: "Blow on your chicken before you eat it, it's still pretty hot"
Liam: "No, it not too hot. Me can eat it! Me eat hot things!"
Colin, Mr. 2Cents to Liam: "Liam, you're going to burn your fingers. And your mouth. And your whole body. Hmmm... but probably not your brain. I think your brain is too far away from your mouth. So at least you won't burn your brain."
Sigh... I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried...